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How 9 Politicians Are Celebrating This 4th Of July - Article image
Politics · Jul 2, 2025 · 53
How 9 Politicians Are Celebrating This 4th Of July

It's birthday time once again for the greatest nation on earth: America. Everybody likes to celebrate 'Murica a little differently - here are how nine...

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Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes - Article image
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Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes

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LOS ANGELES - Sean "Diddy" Combs celebrated his acquittal on sex trafficking and racketeering charges this morning by hosting a massive "freak-off."
Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes - Article image
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Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes

Kids these days are a bunch of weenies, and it all starts with not enough of them smoking cigarettes.

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