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· Sep 29, 2026
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The Year Is 2064 And Dude Perfect Has Just Released ‘Nursing Home Wheelchair Trick Shots Volume 9’
THE FUTURE - The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insan...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 18
Jesus Turns Wine Back to Water After Wedding Guests Start Doing The Electric Slide
CANA - New research has suggested that the famous miracle of the water turned into wine at the wedding at Cana may have been undone soon thereafter, a...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 69
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 63
9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah's Ark
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 67
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
Politics
· Sep 28, 2026
· 45
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
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· Sep 25, 2026
· 98
10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him fe...
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· Sep 26, 2026
· 75
New Arrival In Heaven Surprised To Find It's Mostly Amish People
HEAVEN - After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O'Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 133
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State
While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to ca...
World
· Sep 26, 2026
· 58
Ceasefire Begins After Trump and Iran Forget Whose Turn It Was To Attack The Other
MIDDLE EAST - A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.
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· Sep 24, 2026
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