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Past His Prime: Jon Foreman Only Managed To Write 279 Songs This Year

October 18th, 2018

Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols

Media Congratulates Meghan Markle On Meaningless Blob Of Tissue Developing In Her Womb

Pure Flix Debuts Gritty New Christian Drama 'Breaking Good'

'Believe All Women' Movement Publishes Extensive List Of Exceptions

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Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person

October 15th, 2018

Archaeologists Unearth Giant Chocolate Bunny In Ruins Of Ancient Babylon

October 16th, 2018

Worship Leader Commits 47 Heresies In 30-Second Prayer

October 18th, 2018

'We Are Not Mindless NPCs,' Chant Nation's Liberals In Perfect Unison

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