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CNN Retracts Completely Factual Story, Admits It Did Not Reflect Their Editorial Standards

September 21st, 2018

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Local Woman Lovingly Nags Unsaved Husband Into Kingdom

September 21st, 2018

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Church Members Generously Allow Pastor To Do All The Work So He'll Get All The Treasure In Heaven

September 21st, 2018

Button That Would Instantly Destroy Church Sound System Guarded By Small Piece Of Masking Tape Marked 'Do Not Touch'

Local Mom Accidentally Snaps 'Frozen' DVD Into Millions Of Tiny Pieces

Protesters Force Out Kermit The Frog For Alleged Connection To Pepe

Pope Apologizes For Catholic Church's Carbon Emissions From Burning Heretics At Stake

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Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: 'Sheep's Clothing'

September 22nd, 2017

John Kerry On Possible 2020 Run: ‘I Won’t Rule Out Another Dramatic And Humiliating Loss’

September 17th, 2018

Christian Living

Man Unequally Yoked To Woman Who Doesn't Like Star Wars

September 20th, 2018

California Begins Issuing $1000 Fine For Each Tiny Plastic Communion Cup Served

September 19th, 2018

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