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Report: Economic Toll Of Government Shutdown Almost As Bad As Economic Toll Of Having A Bloated Federal Government In The First Place

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January 17th, 2019

Terrifying New Escape Room Just Locks You In A Church Meet-And-Greet Time

January 16th, 2019

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January 18th, 2019

Homeschooled Kid Graduates High School 5 Months Before Birth

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