Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship - Article image
World · Aug 18, 2025 · 31
Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship
AMMAN - As experts and diplomats continue to search for the solution to the generations-long conflict in the region, one surprising study has conclude...
Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart - Article image
Life · Aug 18, 2025 · 42
Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart
INGOT ISLE - According to sources, the ape known as Donkey Kong is certain collecting another banana will fill the God-shaped hole in his heart.
Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League - Article image
Sports · Aug 18, 2025 · 48
Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League
FRISCO, TX - After witnessing the debut of the Minnesota Vikings' new male cheerleaders, the Dallas Cowboys expressed relief that they would no longer...
Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt
Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt - Featured article image
Politics · Aug 18, 2025 · 32
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy arrived at the White House today wearing a novelty bikini t-shirt which some are calling in...
Kids Ministry That Spells 'Kids' With A 'Z' Gonna Be Absolutely Lit - Article image
Church · Aug 18, 2025 · 23
Kids Ministry That Spells 'Kids' With A 'Z' Gonna Be Absolutely Lit
LITTLE ROCK, AR - According to sources, a local church's kids ministry spells "kids" with a "z" instead of an "s" at the end, a sure sign that this ki...