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· Mar 19, 2026
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Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the war in Iran creating both unrest in the Middle East and uncertainty in the oil industry, Democrats expressed fear that hig...
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· Mar 18, 2026
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Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
NEW YORK CITY - Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour an...
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· Mar 18, 2026
· 59
8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah
The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing about it? Here are just eight of the most...
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· Mar 16, 2026
· 86
9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay
In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new rumors arose this week that the newly c...
World
· Mar 17, 2026
· 80
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff
TEHRAN - At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker ...
World
· Mar 18, 2026
· 66
Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago
TEHRAN - After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.
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· Mar 16, 2026
· 92
Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
TEHRAN - With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khame...
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· Dec 15, 2021
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· Mar 17, 2026
· 84
San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, San Francisco officials spared no expense in dyeing all the poop on the city's sidewalks green...
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· Mar 16, 2026
· 78
'New York Times' Retracts Story Due To Several Accuracies
NEW YORK, NY - The recent string of embarrassing incidents involving popular media outlets continued on Monday, as The New York Times was forced to re...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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