Sponsored · Aug 10, 2022 · 121
10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents
An audit by the IRS is no joke. If you're Nicolas Cage it could even mean you have to pay back taxes. Ouch! And now that Biden has plans to expand the...
Life · Aug 10, 2022 · 111
Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom
Enlightened Trump Takes Vow Of Silence
Enlightened Trump Takes Vow Of Silence
U.S. · Aug 10, 2022 · 103
NEW YORK, NY — In what many are calling the most powerful 5th Amendment plea ever, enlightened Trump has taken a vow of silence.
U.S. · Aug 10, 2022 · 108
Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
Father Who Knows 40-Year-Old Baseball Stats Only Vaguely Aware Of Kids' Ages
Family · Aug 10, 2022 · 85
4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'
Politics · Aug 10, 2022 · 82
Success! You Managed To Get One Pant Leg On Your Toddler! UPDATE: BOTH LEGS ARE OUT AGAIN PLEASE SEND HELP
Family · Aug 9, 2022 · 95
'You'll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!' Shouts Trump Speeding Away From FBI Agents In Golf Cart
Politics · Aug 9, 2022 · 127
Report: FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago After Tip That Parents Were Protesting A School Board Meeting There
Politics · Aug 9, 2022 · 77
Man Tries To Get Into Heaven By Showing God Ukraine Flag In His Twitter Bio
Christian Living · Aug 9, 2022 · 137
Politics · Aug 8, 2022 · 222
Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by ...
Politics · Aug 9, 2022 · 119
Trump Thanks FBI For Kicking Off His 2024 Reelection Campaign
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — The morning after Trump's Florida home was raided by FBI agents, the former president took the time to thank the FBI for officially...
Sponsored · Aug 9, 2022 · 94
13 Desperately Needed Projects Funded By The Inflation Reduction Act
The Inflation Reduction Act is rampaging through Congress right now and is expected to become the law of the land. But what is in the bill? We went th...
Politics · Aug 10, 2022 · 97
Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors
MORDOR — In order to ensure the kingdoms of Middle Earth pay their fair share to The Great Eye, Saruman has created an army of 87,000 tax collectors...
Worldviews · Aug 8, 2022 · 166
9 Horrible Things Brought About By Toxic Masculinity
Toxic masculinity has been under fire since third-wave feminism in the ‘90s, and for good reason – men have brought nothing but wickedness and dir...
World · Aug 4, 2022 · 269
Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem
MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russi...
Life · Jul 29, 2022 · 231
11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl
Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're goi...
Politics · Aug 5, 2022 · 191
'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face
WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says...
Politics · May 15, 2020 · 57
Biden Hires Interpreter To Translate His Speeches Into English
U.S. - The Biden campaign is facing a real communication problem as Joe Biden's speeches are growing more and more nonsensical. In order to overcome t...
'Outpouring Of Holy Spirit' Coincides With Key Change
Church · Sep 28, 2018 · 1
Democrats Argue That Clarence Thomas Should Only Have 3/5 Of A Vote
Politics · Jun 27, 2022 · 115
Podcast #18: Comedy Is Hard Work With Kellen Erskine
The Babylon Bee · Oct 11, 2019 · 2
How Woke Are You? Take The Quiz!
Quiz · Feb 16, 2018 · 3
Church's 'All Are Welcome' Sign Updated With Long List Of Exceptions
Christian Living · Aug 10, 2017 · 19
Orcs Crash AOC Rally To Suggest Eating Tasty Hobbits
Politics · Oct 7, 2019 · 1
Premium · Aug 10, 2022 · 11
Could It Be Bonus Outtakes?
Could it be bonus outtakes for Babylon Bee subscribers only?
Premium · Aug 9, 2022 · 88
What Are Your Weirdest Church Stories?
Tomorrow on The Bee Weekly we're going to be discussing some weird church stories. Do you have any? Inquiring minds want to know!
Premium · Aug 8, 2022 · 31
Office Buzz: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Hey fam, it's Travis. Last week, I vacationed in the beautiful land of Minnesota. I returned today and was alarmed to find how much things had changed...
Premium · Aug 2, 2022 · 16
(OUTTAKES) Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 - DEAD NAMED
Enjoy these outtakes and thanks for supporting us as we bring you Fake News You Can Trust!
Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People'
Politics · Nov 12, 2018 · 8
Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses
Politics · Mar 26, 2020 · 24
Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces
Politics · Mar 5, 2020 · 9
Alyssa Milano Confirms FBI Investigators Have Not Reached Out To Her To Get A Celebrity's Opinion On Kavanaugh Yet
Politics · Oct 2, 2018 · 3
Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks
Politics · Apr 15, 2020 · 16
Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That’s Where Israel Is
Politics · Mar 7, 2019 · 11