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Increasingly Secular Nation Replaces Outdated Religious Ideas With End Times Prophecies, Moral Judgments

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January 22nd, 2019

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Church Bassist Dies During Worship Set, No One Notices For Three Weeks

January 22nd, 2019

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PolitiFact Rates Fox News Claim That Ginsburg Died As 'Mostly False'

Man Doing His Part For Kingdom Of God By Slaying Hordes Of Demons In 'Doom'

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Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway

January 21st, 2019

Press That Sicced Mob On Teenagers Based On 10-Second Video Clip Unsure Why Some People Call Them 'Fake News'

January 21st, 2019

Chip, Joanna Gaines Hired To Install Shiplap On Border Wall

January 21st, 2019

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat

January 17th, 2019

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