U.S. — In a shocking exposé that threatened to topple the presidential administration, the Wall Street Journal revealed that Donald Trump once wrote "BOOBS" on a calculator and showed it to Jeffrey Epstein.
In the scandalous report, the WSJ details a date back in 2003 in which Trump bumped into the infamous Epstein and asked to show him "a little trick" he learned back in school. What allegedly took place thereafter sent shockwaves through the nation's capital.
"He typed in the numbers 5-8-0-0-8 and giggled as he turned it upside down before handing it to Epstein," said the report. "Trump then proceeded to tell Epstein that he knew ‘a lot of other secret tricks' while winking and nudging Epstein with his elbow and saying, ‘Know what I mean? Know what I mean?'"
Trump immediately and adamantly denied the authenticity of the report. "Absolutely FALSE!" he said in a post on Truth Social. "The Wall Street Journal, which is a filthy rag of a publication, has published an obviously untrue report about me showing Epstein a calculator that said ‘BOOBS' on it. This is totally FAKE. This is not what I do. I have never even used a calculator. I do all of my math in my head. That's how powerful my brain is. I told them not to run this story, but they did it anyway. Now, they'll face the consequences. FAKE NEWS!"
At publishing time, the Wall Street Journal had doubled down with a controversial report that Trump had once told Epstein that there was a place in France where the naked ladies dance and there was a hole in the wall where they could see it all.
Liberal Brynnleigh travels back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity.
