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· Nov 7, 2025
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With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along
BAGHDAD - Following the death of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, Iraqi government officials finally admitted they actually did have weapons of...
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· Nov 7, 2025
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Email Does Not Find Man Well
DENVER, CO - Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did not, in fact, find him well.
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Sports · Nov 6, 2025
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Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
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· 64
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· Nov 6, 2025
· 117
Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital
NEW YORK, NY - In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor's office under a children's hospital.
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· Nov 6, 2025
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9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story
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· Nov 5, 2025
· 110
Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
NEW YORK, NY - In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in the United States, New York City Mayor-elect ...
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· Nov 7, 2025
· 78
Liberals Trying To Remember What They Were Mad About Last Week
U.S. - According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they were so mad about last week.
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· Nov 5, 2025
· 84
State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the city's election of an avowed and unrepentant socialist, the U.S. State Department issued an immediate and urgent trav...
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· Nov 5, 2025
· 62
Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children
RICHMOND, VA - As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebrato...
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· Nov 6, 2025
· 54
Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It
REDWOOD CITY, CA - Scientist Cameron Johnson discovered the cure to cancer this week, but no one saw the information because he posted it on Threads.
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· Nov 4, 2025
· 74
New York’s Elderly Jews Torn Between Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Jewish And Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Elderly
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The elderly Jewish community is reportedly at a crossroads this Election Day, torn between a man who would kill them for being Jew...
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