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Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long - Article image
Faith Tips · Nov 9, 2025 · 50
Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

FRESNO, CA - Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.

Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two - Article image
Scripture · Nov 9, 2025 · 27
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JERUSALEM - What had been hailed as one of the wisest decisions of all time was declared null and void today, as a federal judge overturned King Solom...

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PHOENIX, AZ - New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year s...

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NEW YORK, NY - In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor's office under a children's hospital.
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