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· Jun 11, 2025
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· Jun 11, 2025
· 57
Crying Baby On Flight Complains About Being Seated Near Greta Thunberg
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· 31
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· 77
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· Jun 10, 2025
· 105
Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners
LOS ANGELES, CA - As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States ...
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· Jun 9, 2025
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Illegals Help Film Republican Presidential Campaign Commercial
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Republican Party expressed gratitude to a local group of illegal immigrants who helped film some commercials for the next presid...
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· Jun 10, 2025
· 105
Greta Thunberg Kidnapped By Dread Pirate Roberts
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· Jun 9, 2025
· 95
Trump Responds To Mostly Peaceful Protests With Mostly Peaceful Military
LOS ANGELES, CA - According to sources, President Trump responded to fiery but mostly peaceful protests in the City of Angels by activating the mostly...
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· Jun 10, 2025
· 80
In Greatest Gymnastic Feat Yet, Simone Biles Argues That Trans Women Are Women
HOUSTON, TX - Olympic gymnast Simone Biles is astonishing spectators around the country with her greatest gymnastics feat yet: arguing that trans wome...
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· Jun 9, 2025
· 77
Mexican Rioter Adds Lime Wedge To Molotov Cocktail
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Theology
· Jun 10, 2025
· 60
Job's Suffering Becomes Too Great To Bear As He Goes To Bed And Then Realizes His Sheets Are In The Wash
LAND OF UZ - According to sources, a local man named Job, who has already suffered greatly, is now facing his greatest suffering yet as he went to bed...
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· Jun 9, 2025
· 85
Baby Outraged As Person Holding Him Is Not Standing Up
TULSA, OK - A local baby was outraged this morning after realizing the adult holding him was sitting in a chair, rather than standing up.
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