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Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him - Article image
Celebs · Oct 3, 2025 · 68
Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

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MANCHESTER, U.K. - Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who attacked a synagogue earlier this we...

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VATICAN CITY - In a stunning scene this morning, Pope Leo activated his long-dormant ice powers and built a magical ice palace while belting out showt...

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BRISTOL, CT - ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively covering the WNBA.

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Brace yourself, America: the federal government has been shut down. Congress will no longer be able to pass any bills and all federal agencies will gr...
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