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U.S. - In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James's bail at $355 million.
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· Oct 10, 2025
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NFL Bows To Pressure, Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead
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Trump Brokers Historic Peace Deal Between Yankees And Red Sox Fans
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· Oct 10, 2025
· 77
Trump Retaliates For Peace Prize Snub With Picture Of The Nobel Committee In Sombreros
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Even one of the most revered institutions in the world found out that it was not immune to being trolled by the leader of the free ...
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· Oct 9, 2025
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10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal
President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, ...
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· Oct 9, 2025
· 92
Hitler Brings Peace To Israel
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a stunning development that experts said could change the course of geopolitics for the foreseeable future, Hitler announced a h...
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· Oct 9, 2025
· 76
Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza
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· Oct 8, 2025
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8 Clever Ways To Keep Your Wife Warm This Winter
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· Oct 8, 2025
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James Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent
ALEXANDRIA, VA - At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by...
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· Oct 8, 2025
· 61
Is Your Wife Overdoing The Halloween Decorations? Look For These Signs
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· Oct 8, 2025
· 72
Mohammed Upset As Democrats Keep Calling Islam A Religion Of Peace
HELL - The founder of Islam expressed continued frustration with Democrats on Wednesday, calling them out for referring to Islam as a "religion of pea...
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