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The New Season Of 'Californians Move To Texas' Is Finally Here - Article image
The Babylon Bee · Apr 7, 2026 · 39
The New Season Of 'Californians Move To Texas' Is Finally Here

Steve and Timpani moved from California to Texas in the hit series Californians Move To Texas. There were a few cultural differences they weren't prep...

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Tragic: Blind Child Received Sight Back But First Thing He Saw Was Boston Red Sox Game - Article image
Sports · Apr 7, 2026 · 28
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BOSTON, MA - In a heartbreaking turn of events, the first thing seen by a blind child who had his sight restored was a Boston Red Sox game.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump put Iran on notice, stating that this was his final warning before he would send Bruce Springsteen to perfor...

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Sports · Apr 7, 2026 · 28
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BOSTON, MA - In a heartbreaking turn of events, the first thing seen by a blind child who had his sight restored was a Boston Red Sox game.

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