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Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him - Article image
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House launched an initiative on Friday guaranteeing a free sombrero to the first 10,000 illegal aliens who self-deport.

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