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Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed - Article image
Sports · Oct 6, 2025 · 79
Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed

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Politics · Oct 6, 2025 · 52
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the shutdown of the federal government continues, feral government workers have begun to roam American streets in packs.
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CHICAGO, IL - As the city seeks to push back against President Donald Trump's efforts to enforce immigration law, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson told h...

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DUNE SEA - Comedian Bill Burr has reportedly accepted an offer to perform on Khettana, a luxury sail barge owned by Jabba the Hutt.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the shutdown of the federal government continues, feral government workers have begun to roam American streets in packs.

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