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“King Trump - I Like The Sound Of That,” Says Trump After Hearing About 'No Kings' Protest - Article image
Politics · Oct 18, 2025 · 41
“King Trump - I Like The Sound Of That,” Says Trump After Hearing About 'No Kings' Protest

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ATHENS - Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair, and shouted, "This is bagel country!"
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