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· Oct 17, 2025
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Claiming It's A Drug Boat, Trump Drone-Strikes Noah's Ark
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A large ship carrying every kind of animal was successfully destroyed with the use of a tactical drone strike, the White House anno...

Opinion
· Oct 17, 2025
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Could a Communist Muslim Terrorist Be the Solution to New York City's Budget Problems?
Budget crises are nothing new for New York City. Though the city has come a long way since the 1970s, when it was over $400 million in debt and requir...
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Life · Oct 16, 2025
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World · Oct 16, 2025
· 57

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· Oct 15, 2025
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Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal
President Trump's historic ceasefire agreement made headlines all over the world, but depending on which news outlet you checked, you might get a comp...

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· Oct 16, 2025
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Exclusive: 10 Horribly Embarrassing Leaked Texts From Inside The Babylon Bee
An anonymous source inside The Babylon Bee has published a string of highly embarrassing text messages, which have now begun circulating online. We wi...

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· Oct 15, 2025
· 90
Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled, Just Her
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson claimed in court today that all black people are mentally disabled, Justice Clarence Thomas gen...

World
· Oct 16, 2025
· 65
With Israel Withdrawal, Hamas Finally Able To Conduct Public Executions In Peace
GAZA - Day-to-day life in the terrorist occupied area of Gaza settled back into its normal pre-war routine, as with Israel's withdrawal to comply with...
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· Oct 14, 2025
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· Oct 14, 2025
· 91
Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla
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· Oct 13, 2025
· 96
9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day
Back in 1492, Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue so that you could have an American holiday where everyone still has to work. Now it's time to...

Politics
· Oct 15, 2025
· 57
Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets Instead
U.S. - Democrats explained to the ignorant Young Republicans that hateful messages aren't meant to be written in text messages, but engraved on bullet...
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New Video - The Buzz #020: Peace In The Middle East
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· Oct 9, 2025
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