Worldviews
· Sep 15, 2025
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Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered
CHICAGO, IL - In what has been described as a disturbing "canceling" trend sweeping across social media, a local leftist was fired from her job simply...
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· Sep 15, 2025
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Jordan Peele Announces New Movie 'STICKS' Where White People Beat Black People With Sticks (The Sticks Are A Metaphor For Racism)
HOLLYWOOD - Comedian and horror auteur Jordan Peele announced his next project will be STICKS, a film where white people beat black people with sticks...
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Crime · Sep 15, 2025
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Finance · Sep 15, 2025
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Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization
Education · Sep 13, 2025
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Universities Quietly Cancel 'Kill Conservatives 101' Courses
Education · Sep 12, 2025
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· Sep 12, 2025
· 86
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U.S. - Experts revealed that an estimated 12 million new Charlie Kirks had been created overnight following the murder of the conservative echelon ear...
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· Sep 13, 2025
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Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
U.S. - Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on shell casings for when they mur...
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· Sep 13, 2025
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Media Says Motives Unclear Of Killer Who Wrote Manifesto Entitled 'Here Are My Motives'
U.S. - The media has announced that the motives remain unclear of an assassin who wrote a manifesto called "Here Are My Motives."
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· Sep 14, 2025
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Millions Of Christian Extremists Gather To Pray For Those Who Want To Kill Them
U.S. - Reports from across the country reveal millions of Christian extremists gathered in groups this morning to pray for the people who want to kill...
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· Sep 11, 2025
· 148
World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk
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· Sep 12, 2025
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Democrats Say There's No Place For Violence Against Evil Nazi Republicans That Are Literally Killing People And Destroying America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Several prominent Democrats issued statements this week, condemning the recent assassination of a man who shared his opinion by say...
U.S.
· Sep 12, 2025
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'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation held a congratulatory press conference on Friday to notify the public that the...
Politics
· Sep 11, 2025
· 93
Democrats Condemn Violence They Incited
U.S. - Hours after the brutal assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Democrats rushed to forcefully condemn all the violence they incite...
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