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WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For 'Best Fabricated Quote' - Article image
Media · Sep 17, 2025 · 30
WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For 'Best Fabricated Quote'

NEW YORK - Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for "Best Fabricate...

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Church · Sep 17, 2025 · 56
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NASHVILLE, TN - In a stunning change to the bylaws that have served as the bedrock for the denomination for decades, the Southern Baptist Convention v...

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd) - Article image
Politics · Sep 17, 2025 · 46
'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

(cont'd) murdered schoolchildren in Nashville, burned an elderly Jewish woman to death in Colorado, murdered a couple at the Jewish embassy in D.C., s...
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Media · Sep 17, 2025 · 24

LOS ANGELES - Matt Gutman, Chief National Correspondent for ABC News, became emotional Wednesday when, during a news segment, he teared up while calli...

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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...

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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...
'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd) - Article image
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'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

(cont'd) murdered schoolchildren in Nashville, burned an elderly Jewish woman to death in Colorado, murdered a couple at the Jewish embassy in D.C., s...

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