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Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him - Article image
Celebs · Oct 3, 2025 · 68
Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

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Crime · Oct 4, 2025 · 95
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MANCHESTER, U.K. - Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who attacked a synagogue earlier this we...

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Sports · Oct 4, 2025 · 59
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BRISTOL, CT - ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively covering the WNBA.

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