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· Oct 6, 2025
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9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News
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Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones
CHICAGO, IL - As the city seeks to push back against President Donald Trump's efforts to enforce immigration law, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson told h...
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· Oct 6, 2025
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Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets
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· Oct 7, 2025
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The Three Surviving Members Of Hamas Starting To Think Oct. 7 Wasn’t A Great Idea
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· Oct 7, 2025
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With Government Shutdown Closing National Parks, Mooses Forced to Find New Jobs
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· Oct 7, 2025
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Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies
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· Oct 6, 2025
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As Shutdown Continues, Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs
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· Oct 6, 2025
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