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· Nov 28, 2025
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmall...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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Life · Nov 25, 2025
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Trump Reminds Americans To Give Thanks For Him This Holiday
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· Nov 26, 2025
· 147
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as we...
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH - To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-min...
Scripture
· Nov 24, 2025
· 64
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
CAPERNAUM - Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of Nazareth hea...
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
U.S. - Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone...
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· Nov 25, 2025
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Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal
CHICAGO, IL - A Chicago judge ruled this week that a man previously arrested 23 times for various crimes would be totally rehabilitated if let off the...
Life
· Nov 25, 2025
· 75
Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting hi...
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 84
10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations
The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren't the only ones.
Life
· Nov 25, 2025
· 73
Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball
SAN DIEGO, CA - What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as a local man's nice day outdoors drinking with ...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
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· Nov 20, 2025
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