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Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million - Article image
Politics · Oct 11, 2025 · 67
Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million

U.S. - In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James's bail at $355 million.

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President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, ...
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