Have you found yourself wondering how you could prevent the shame and horror of having it found out that you're being unfaithful to your spouse while canoodling with a fellow executive at your company at a public event? One simple trick is all it takes.
Don't cheat on your wife.
Like magic! Following this 1-step process, and you'll be guaranteed to never be caught cheating on your wife with your HR chick at a Coldplay concert. EVER.
Woke Jesus is back with a new collection of socialist teachings for your edification.
