Man Not A 'Christian Pastor'---He's A Pastor Who Happens To Be Christian
Local · Jul 1, 2016 · BabylonBee.com

MESA, AZ - If you meet Philip Torres, you might be tempted to think of him as a "Christian pastor." But as Torres told reporters Friday, he is actually not a Christian pastor at all - he is a pastor who happens to be Christian.

"People like to stick labels on me. They like to think of me as a 'Christian pastor' because it helps them fit me nicely inside a box of preconceived notions," he declared. "I'm a Christian, yes. I'm a pastor, yes. But don't box me in by calling me a 'Christian pastor.'"

Stressing that he hates having to deal with all the baggage that comes from being branded a "Christian pastor," Torres expressed confusion at why so many people want to hem him in and limit his identity.

"Why don't people call Stephen Curry a 'Christian basketball player?'" he asked. "Or Bubba Watson - is he a 'Christian golfer?'"

When pressed to consider that maybe the source of confusion is that fact that he leads a Christian church, he scoffed and corrected the reporter. "No no, we're not a Christian church - we're a church that happens to be Christian."

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