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Man Spends Six Years Digging Tunnel From Church Parking Lot To Sanctuary So He Can Avoid Greeters - Article image
Church · Jul 1, 2025 · 60
Man Spends Six Years Digging Tunnel From Church Parking Lot To Sanctuary So He Can Avoid Greeters

PHOENIX, AZ - Deacons reportedly uncovered an elaborate tunnel running underneath a local church property Monday. They believe it was the work of one ...

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Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12 - Article image
Politics · Jul 1, 2025 · 62
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Theology · Jul 1, 2025 · 66
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Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12 - Article image
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U.S. - Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official popula...

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