SACRAMENTO, CA — Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin Newsom for ruining his political career.
According to Newsom, Newsom has taken every possible opportunity to sabotage his political career and ought to pay for it in a court of law.
"Gavin Newsom has caused incalculable damage to my political career with his incompetence, corruption, and scandals," Gavin Newsom told reporters. "That's why I'm now suing him for ruining my chances of political advancement. What an absolute jerk that guy is. He must be held responsible for sabotaging my governorship with his irresponsibility during COVID, idiotic executive decisions, and blatant disregard for Californians' well-being."
Sources say that the governor's lawsuit against Gavin Newsom will be one of the largest career advancement cases in California legal history.
"If he wins, Gavin Newsom could owe Gavin Newsom millions for lost income and career opportunity," said Harold Blanc, a California attorney. "And with good reason, too — Gavin Newsom has completely wrecked Governor Newsom's shot at the presidency."
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom had responded to Newsom's lawsuit against him by going through old episodes of Gavin Newsom's podcast and giving them a thumbs-down.
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