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U.S. · Jul 15, 2025 · 46
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HEAVEN - Saint Peter is now learning a lot about the Bible from this John MacArthur fellow who just arrived in Heaven this week.

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HEAVEN - Saint Peter is now learning a lot about the Bible from this John MacArthur fellow who just arrived in Heaven this week.
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