Have you ever wanted to put those pesky Christians in their place? Better yet, are you a person who claims to be a Christian, but you want to just live however you want without any accountability or correction from other Christians? An amazing new life hack could do the trick!
Instead of receiving any rebukes about your poor life choices, you can just do whatever you want, and when anyone tries to call you out on it, just take Scripture out of context and hit them with the ol' "Judge Not" speech. It's a surefire way to avoid experiencing any conviction about your moral failings.
"This is a game-changer," said one progressive Christian who tried the exciting new life hack. "Last month, I threw an engagement party for a polyamorous pansexual throuple I'm friends with. When I posted on social media about it, I got a bunch of comments from these uptight ‘Christians' saying I shouldn't be celebrating their lifestyle. I immediately played the ‘judge not' card, and it totally worked! Now I can do absolutely anything I want and never have to feel any guilt over it. Thanks, out-of-context Bible verse!"
Other users of the method reported success. "It works like a charm," said another person who never wants to be confronted with their sin. "I was cheating on my wife. Some of my ‘church friends' tried to tell me that I shouldn't be doing that, but you know what I did? I hit ‘em with the ‘judge not' speech. Who do they think they are, confronting me about my sinful choices like the Bible tells them to? Whatever. Now I can do whatever I want!"
So, if you're looking for a way to get away with any deplorable behavior your flesh desires without any guilt or loving correction, give it a try for yourself. "Judge not!" It'll change your life (without actually having to make any changes to your life)!
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