U.S. — CNN took time out of its broadcast today to mark the one-year anniversary of the time President Trump fell over at a rally after some loud popping noises.
"The nation will always remember the startling images of Trump falling over and hitting his ear," said Anderson Cooper. "The big oaf just tumbled over, surprised as he was by some innocuous popping sounds. While we have never confirmed what the noises were, or how Trump got a cut on his ear, the day will go down in history nonetheless."
CNN displayed several iconic images that came out of that day, such as Trump standing up to yell 'Fight', presumably against slippery rally stages. "Many Republicans tried to turn the event into a condemnation of violent political rhetoric, but those people are evil and need to go to re-education camps," said Cooper. "Now let's watch Trump fall down again, the silly buffoon."
At publishing time, the Secret Service had announced that the female agent had finally succeeded in holstering her weapon.
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