Buckle up, Amigos. Things are about to get real up in here.
That's right, Dad just put on his friggin' HEADLAMP.
Best stay out of his way. This is a man on a mission. With 250 lumens of LED illuminating power, he'll be unstoppable. Nothing will escape his powerful gaze. Don't look directly at him. You might injure your eyes.
Ope, now he just grabbed his cordless drill. It's on now. Looks like some serious home repairs are about to get knocked out here. You know for sure Mom's gonna love that. She has a really long honey-do list, and this high-powered headlamp Dad got for Father's Day two years ago is about to see some serious action. We'd be willing to bet that the guest bathroom toilet handle, the ceiling fan, and the squeaky stairs are about to get straight-up fixed.
Nice.
Once he's done fixing everything in the house, he'll probably keep the headlamp on his head for the rest of the day, due to how awesome and practical it is. Who can blame him? Who wouldn't want to see literally everything without even needing to hold a flashlight? Is Mom swooning? We'd bet she is.
At publishing time, Mom was mad because Dad had gotten distracted by his phone and forgotten to finish any of the chores. Jokes on everyone else, though, because he still gets to wear his sweet headlamp.
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