Life
· Sep 14, 2024
· 42
Home Depot Introduces 'Shame Alarm' That Blares If A Man Asks An Employee For Help
HOUSTON, TX - The Home Depot has just announced a brand new "Alarm of Shame," which will be standard in all Home Depot locations by next week. The Ala...
Life
· Sep 13, 2024
· 106
10 Breakfast Cereals That Sound Like Mormons Swearing After Stepping On A Lego
Everyone knows a few stereotypical things about Mormons - no caffeine, no alcohol, etc. What many people don't know about Mormons, however, is that th...
Latest
Pope Challenges Jesus To Debate On Whether All Religions Lead To God
Theology · Sep 14, 2024
· 84
Dad Joke Panned By Critics
Family · Sep 13, 2024
· 74
RFK Jr. Really Really Hoping Nobody Asks Him Point Blank If He’s Ever Eaten A Cat
Celebs · Sep 13, 2024
· 71
Op-Ed: Trump Brazenly Lied, Claiming That Kamala Supports — Oh Wait It’s True? Here’s Why It’s Essential For Democracy
Politics · Sep 12, 2024
· 95
Democrats Concerned California Wildfires May Burn Up Their Stock Of Prefilled Kamala Harris Ballots
U.S. · Sep 12, 2024
· 67
White House Responds To Haitian Immigrant Crisis By Airdropping Crates Of Cats Into Springfield, OH
U.S. · Sep 12, 2024
· 69
Buzzing
Politics
· Sep 13, 2024
· 104
DOJ Warns If Trump Is Elected He Will Do To Them All The Stuff They're Doing To Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Officials from the Department of Justice issued a public warning that, if Donald Trump is elected, he will do to them all of the st...
Politics
· Sep 12, 2024
· 110
Taylor Swift's Cats Endorse Trump
NASHVILLE, TN - Hot on the heels of their global superstar owner's public announcement that she was supporting Kamala Harris for president, Taylor Swi...
Entertainment
· Sep 13, 2024
· 84
Daily Wire Hoping 'Am I Racist?' Movie Earns Enough Money To Afford A Better Wig For Matt Walsh
NASHVILLE - According to sources, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is watching the incoming box office numbers of Am I Racist? very closely, hoping that ...
Entertainment
· Sep 11, 2024
· 109
Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala
U.S. - A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kam...
Latest Videos
Must Read
Politics
· Sep 11, 2024
· 122
The Bee Fact Checks Last Night's Debate
Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis tried to graciously provide viewers with real-time fact checks during the Presidential Debate last night, but a...
Politics
· Sep 9, 2024
· 103
Kamala's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
The moment everyone has been waiting for has almost arrived, with Donald Trump and Kamala Harris set to debate each other tomorrow night. While it's c...
Politics
· Sep 11, 2024
· 65
In Brief Moment Of Lucidity, Biden Endorses Trump
SHANKSVILLE, PA - The day-to-day grind of the presidential campaign trail was turned upside down today, as in a brief moment of lucidity, President Jo...
Politics
· Sep 12, 2024
· 97
‘We’re Republicans And We’re Voting For Kamala,’ Say Democrats
U.S. - In an attempt to sway voters away from voting for former President Donald Trump, a group of well-known leaders from different fields - politics...
Don't Miss
Oh No! Joel Osteen Stumped After Someone Asks Him To Name 3 Books In The Bible
Theology · Dec 7, 2023
· 138
Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution
Politics · Jun 29, 2018
· 11
Secret Service Says Eight-Ball Of Cocaine Found In Courtroom Chair Hunter Was Sitting In Probably Left By Tour Group
Politics · Jul 26, 2023
· 108
Hilarious Sunday Morning Comedy Routine Interrupted By Bible Verse
Church · Dec 23, 2021
· 89
Zelensky Gives Impassioned Plea For More U.S. Money While Wearing Fur Coat And Gold Chain
World · Aug 19, 2022
· 102
Disciples Astonished As Jesus Calms Down Woman Simply By Saying 'Peace! Be Still!'
Theology · Apr 18, 2024
· 131
Latest Podcasts
Premium Content
Premium
· Sep 5, 2024
· 63
We Made A Feature-Length Movie As A Special Gift Just For Our Amazing Subscribers
As a loyal Babylon Bee subscriber, you keep us afloat with your faithful support, and we couldn't be more grateful.
Premium
· Sep 3, 2024
· 95
Open Discussion Thread: Does Kennedy Shake Things Up?
This election looks like it's going to be a close race between Kamala and Trump that will go down to the wire in key battleground swing states. Do you...
Premium
· Aug 26, 2024
· 107
Behind The Scenes: Our Top Secret Plans
The top secret project at The Babylon Bee might kill us. Many long hours of planning, shooting, and post-production have kept us all busy here at The ...
Premium
· Aug 20, 2024
· 93
When Travis Became A Ghost Again
We're not sure how this all works theologically, but we're pretty sure that our friend Travis has become a ghost... again. Here is a sneak peak of an ...
Greatest Hits
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Epstein Client List
Worldviews · Aug 21, 2020
· 136
NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Politics · Sep 22, 2020
· 99
Californians Brace For Deadly 50-Degree Cold Front
Health · Jan 31, 2019
· 11
Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse
World · Oct 24, 2018
· 10
Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early
Politics · Oct 23, 2019
· 13
Biden Says He Can't Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP
Politics · Aug 3, 2020
· 81
All News