ORLANDO, FL — Disney World's Hall of Presidents was updated over the weekend to include a new animatronic district judge to block all actions by its animatronic President Trump.
The animatronic Trump, previously programmed to recite the oath of office, has now been silenced by a flurry of animatronic injunctions and gag orders by the animatronic district judge.
"It was important to remind attendees that district judges are the ones with the real power," said Gary Stevenson, a spokesperson for Disney. "So our engineers and animators programmed our state-of-the-art district judge to pound his gavel and interrupt every time Trump begins speaking. This is what democracy looks like."
Stevenson went on to say that the inclusion of the animatronic judge is not political and that the decision was really completely out of their hands after the animatronic judge was appointed by animatronic Obama.
At publishing time, animatronic Trump could be heard telling Disney guests that he would challenge the rulings in the animatronic Supreme Court as soon as it is built by Disney.
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