Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being told about Roblox.
Moore remained unclear if Joshua was sharing good or bad news, the entire aim of Roblox remaining shrouded in mystery.
"Wow, that's cool, bud" said Moore, genuinely trying to comprehend what was being explained. "Or maybe terrible? Regardless, sounds like you're winning. Do you win in Roblox? Ha, no, I totally get the point of the game. Sounds awesome, son."
Despite receiving upwards of twenty minutes of detailed explanation, Moore came no closer to understanding anything that was being said. "Oh yeah, that's totally worth that many Robux, for sure," said Moore. "Put that in your RoBanx and get some more RoBrix, am I right? No, seriously, do those words mean anything?"
At publishing time, Moore had started to suspect that he had just said "that's neat" to his son charging $10,000 on the credit card for a virtual toy.
Starbucks employees are fed up and taking matters into their own hands.
