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Entertainment · Jul 18, 2025 · 65
State-Run Propaganda Program Shut Down

NEW YORK, NY - Along with NPR and PBS, a state-run propaganda program hosted by Stephen Colbert announced it would be shutting down due to a loss of f...

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Politics · Jul 18, 2025 · 36
Republicans Celebrate $9 Billion In Spending Cuts After Passing Bill That Adds $3 Trillion To National Debt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congressional Republicans were publicly congratulating themselves this week, celebrating $9 billion in spending cuts shortly after ...

Baptists Hold Conclave To Select The Next John MacArthur - Article image
Church · Jul 18, 2025 · 25
Baptists Hold Conclave To Select The Next John MacArthur

NASHVILLE, TN - Following the passing of Pastor John MacArthur, Baptists announced that they would be holding a conclave to select the next John MacAr...
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Media · Jul 18, 2025 · 56

U.S. - In a shocking exposé that threatened to topple the presidential administration, the Wall Street Journal revealed that Donald Trump once wrote ...

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Life · Jul 18, 2025 · 41
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Baptists Hold Conclave To Select The Next John MacArthur - Article image
Church · Jul 18, 2025 · 25
Baptists Hold Conclave To Select The Next John MacArthur

NASHVILLE, TN - Following the passing of Pastor John MacArthur, Baptists announced that they would be holding a conclave to select the next John MacAr...

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World · Jul 17, 2025 · 52
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LONDON - In a protest to make the nation's democratic process more inclusive, Muslims in the United Kingdom marched to demand that the voting age be l...
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