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· Nov 11, 2025
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PENSACOLA, FL - As the end of his first semester at the local Bible college loomed ever nearer, freshman Jed Clines started to worry about his prospec...
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· Nov 10, 2025
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Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn't Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists
OŚWIĘCIM - Jews on their way to their imminent deaths reportedly overheard a guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau Death Camp, later identified as Maximil...
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· Nov 10, 2025
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· Nov 10, 2025
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Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate Democrats agreed to end th...
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· Nov 10, 2025
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Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years
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· Nov 9, 2025
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Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two
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· Nov 6, 2025
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Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital
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· Nov 6, 2025
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· Nov 7, 2025
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Email Does Not Find Man Well
DENVER, CO - Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did not, in fact, find him well.
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· Nov 7, 2025
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