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Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks - Article image
U.S. · Jul 4, 2025 · 62
Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks

LEE'S SUMMIT, MO - As people across the nation prepared to celebrate the 4th of July holiday, one sorry excuse for an American revealed he had yet to ...

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U.S. - Following the passing of President Donald Trump's historic "Big Beautiful Bill" to set the government's spending budget, Planned Parenthood war...

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Family · Jul 6, 2025 · 54
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Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being told about Roblox.

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'That's Neat Buddy,' Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox

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Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being told about Roblox.
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Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman's Character Flaws

FRITCH, TX - Local woman Denise Stanton's thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of her shortcomings.

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