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Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career - Article image
Politics · Jun 30, 2025 · 73
Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career

SACRAMENTO, CA - Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin Newsom for ruining his p...

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Politics · Jun 30, 2025 · 50
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Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist, He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags

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