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· Oct 12, 2024
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Kamala Campaign Forced To Hire Gay Actors For Ad After Being Unable To Find Any Straight Male Kamala Supporters
U.S. - The Kamala campaign was forced to pay gay actors to make a new ad about manliness after unsuccessfully searching the country for four straight ...
Media
· Oct 12, 2024
· 52
Tucker Tries To Get Job At Fox News Back By Dressing Up As Hot Blonde
NEW YORK, NY - Hiring sources within the Fox News Channel Personnel Department reported a strange applicant for a commentary position earlier today: a...
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Politics · Oct 12, 2024
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· 74
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· 63
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· 79
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Politics · Oct 11, 2024
· 77
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Politics · Oct 11, 2024
· 72
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· Oct 11, 2024
· 75
Top 10 Scariest Horror Movies For Democrats
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· Oct 9, 2024
· 119
10 Differences Between Kamala Harris And Joe Biden
Poor Kamala has struggled during interviews to think of any differences between herself and President Biden, so the Babylon Bee has graciously decided...
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· Oct 10, 2024
· 131
Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls
WASHINGTON, D.C. - High-ranking officials in the Democrat Party are reportedly "extremely perplexed" to find that their candidate whom nobody ever vot...
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· Oct 10, 2024
· 108
What A Jerk! Kamala Wants To Help With Hurricane Relief But DeSantis Refuses To Tell Her Where Florida Is
TALLAHASSEE, FL - In an incredibly petty jerk move, Ron DeSantis reportedly prevented Kamala Harris from helping out with hurricane relief by not tell...
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· Oct 9, 2024
· 146
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· Oct 9, 2024
· 95
Despite Loss, First Female NHL Coach Says She Was Happy To See Her Team Score So Many Touchdowns
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· Oct 9, 2024
· 107
Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes
U.S. - Millions of homosexuals have reportedly starved to death after Colorado's Supreme Court affirmed the right of Jack Phillips to refuse to bake g...
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· Oct 9, 2024
· 103
Genius: Kamala Announces Plan To Tell Hurricane Milton 'Don't'
WASHINGTON, DC - Kamala revealed a new strategy to combat the devastation of Hurricane Milton by simply saying "Don't" to the massive storm system wit...
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· Oct 11, 2024
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