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Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career - Article image
Politics · Jun 30, 2025 · 70
Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career

SACRAMENTO, CA - Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin Newsom for ruining his p...

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U.S. · Jun 30, 2025 · 44
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U.S. · Jun 30, 2025 · 25
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Politics · Jun 30, 2025 · 37
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NEW YORK, NY - In response to growing questions about his political leanings, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani issued a statement to cla...

Politics · Jun 30, 2025 · 37
Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist, He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags

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NEW YORK, NY - In response to growing questions about his political leanings, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani issued a statement to cla...
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