There's a lot of talk about healthcare, how much it costs, and which country has figured it out best.
In order to settle this question once and for all, The Babylon Bee consulted healthcare experts around the world for a complete cost breakdown from 10 different countries.
Here's what you can expect to pay:
- United States: Roughly $12 million (or FREE if you're not a citizen).
- Great Britain: A 10-year wait in line. Keep a stiff upper lip, old chap!
- Mexico: Owing a debt to the cartel.
- Haiti: The blood of a virgin for the local witch doctor.
- North Korea: Good news — your treatment is free! Now, please turn and face the wall.
- Australia: It's a little-known fact that you pay your hospital bills by boxing a kangaroo.
- Cuba: The sling made out of a couple of old, dirty socks is completely free.
- Sweden: Just $5, which is perfect because that's all you have left after taxes.
- Saudi Arabia: No need for treatment on the arm, they'll just chop it off and you're good.
- Canada: Your life.
There are some great options here. Now go get that arm fixed and get back to work!
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