LANSING, MI — Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
El-Sayed estimated that it will take him about one year to murder all of the Jews in Michigan, so a vote for him could give Jewish residents the chance at a whole extra year of life.
"I solemnly vow that I will put you at the bottom of my kill list," said El-Sayed, speaking at a local synagogue. "You and your family will be absolutely safe until it is your turn for me to kill you. During that time, before I murder you, I will keep you as secure as I would my own family. You have my word."
El-Sayed received blowback from many of his supporters, who were furious that he would not kill all of the Jews immediately. "Traitor!" shouted several members of the crowd. "You promised they would die instantly. We cannot allow you to reward the infidels. Lying traitor!"
At publishing time, El-Sayed had offered an additional month of life to any Jewish residents who also donated at least $50 to his campaign.
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