ARVADA, CO — The local dentist office of Doctor Carl M. Higgins continued the practice of sending his patients an appointment reminder email, phone call, text, certified letter, telegram, carrier pigeon, and smoke signal.
Patients reported annoyance at the constant reminders, and said the pigeons tend to interfere with their day-to-day work, but many did admit that the smoke signals helped remind them about their upcoming appointments.
"Honestly, I totally forgot about my upcoming cleaning, and then I received an actual telegram," dental patient Tom Grossman said. "I didn't even know they still sent these things. It was delivered by a guy in a little hat and a uniform and everything. I almost forgot still, but then I saw the smoke signals rising from the east, and I knew it was time for a cleaning."
Patients were also instructed to return the carrier pigeon at their appointment, along with a signed form acknowledging they had received it. The office warned that its $75 pigeon replacement fee was not covered by insurance.
At publishing time, Grossman had arrived for his cleaning only to discover the office had canceled his appointment without telling him.
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