U.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet.
Are you doing okay on the toilet? They'd really like to know, and are waiting for you to make your first public appearance since going to the bathroom 24-seconds ago.
Toddlers have long had an intuition that people on the toilet need their assistance, especially their parents, but this time the dog is in on the action. The toddler is smart, maybe too smart, and able to use the dog to sniff you out.
Can you slip some sort of proof of life under the door or, better yet, let them in? They just want to make sure you're okay.
According to toddler scientists, there are only three reasons anyone goes to the bathroom: to look in the mirror, to take a bath, and to die. That's why toddler and dog are on the case. There's a one-in-three chance you're dead.
At publishing time, the toddler had figured out how to use the door handle.
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