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Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is with child:
She just sat on your lap and now your femur is broken: It normally doesn't do that.
You just watched her inhale 3 Big Macs like those cartoons where everything flies into their mouths: It's really a sight to behold.
She's peeing on some thermometer thing: That did seem like rather strange behavior.
You just told a hilarious joke and she's laughing oh wait no she's crying wait laughing oh my gosh she's sobbing: Yikes.
She is vomiting around the clock like a demon: Smell of bacon? Vomit. Taste of coffee? Vomit.
People keep showing up at your house for parties where they bring baby stuff: This makes so much more sense now.
She tells you, "you're going to be an uncle!": NOTE: only applies to Ilhan Omar
She started walking like a bear learning to roller skate: Look at those tiny shuffling steps.
There's a baby currently exiting from her body: Okay, we're pretty sure on this one.
If you spot any of these clues, congratulations! You're going to be a Dad! Let us know in the comments any that we missed.
NOT SATIRE: What if a billboard could change someone's life?
ProLife Across America is the only pro-life group doing national billboards — and they're changing hearts and minds, one billboard at a time.
Think about it: a billboard can reach thousands of people every day. And one simple message could change a mother's mind — and save a baby's life.
ProLife Across America's billboards feature adorable babies and facts like, "My heart beat 22 days from conception!" These billboards educate the public about the development of a baby before birth. But they also reach women who may be scared or feeling pressured to have an abortion — and remind them that they're not alone and help is available.
Through their 24/7 Hotline, ProLife Across America connects women with local pregnancy help centers offering ultrasounds, pregnancy tests, baby supplies, and more.
These aren't just messages on a highway. They connect people with real help — and it's proven to work! They receive hundreds of calls for help every month.
So if you want to help change hearts, educate the public, and save babies' lives, visit ProLifeAcrossAmerica.org today. You can even sponsor a billboard in your area!
ProLife Across America — Changing hearts and saving babies' lives.
Tucker Carlson is just asking questions about World War 2. Why was it even fought? Was Hitler really such a bad guy? And why did Churchill never denounce the trans agenda?
