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Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics - Article image
Sports · Feb 12, 2026 · 37
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics

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Church · Feb 12, 2026 · 38
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Scripture · Feb 12, 2026 · 26
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - With debate ongoing over the Republican-proposed SAVE Act to shore up U.S. election integrity, Democrat lawmakers countered by prop...

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AUSTIN, TX - Humanity's voyage to Mars suffered a significant delay following an admission by SpaceX CEO Elon Musk that he just learned of a new updat...
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Scripture · Feb 12, 2026 · 26
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