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Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs - Article image
Crime · Dec 31, 2025 · 124
Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs

Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. He...

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U.S. - One young student athlete's years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college football player prepared to achieve his lifelong dream...

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Politics · Dec 30, 2025 · 64
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 - and President Donald Trump...
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It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 - and President Donald Trump...

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ST. PAUL, MN - In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 bill...
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As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After ho...
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