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· Sep 16, 2025
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Pam Bondi Honors Charlie Kirk's Legacy By Doing Exact Opposite Of Charlie Kirk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As millions of Americans continued to mourn several days after the assassination of a prominent conservative leader, U.S. Attorney ...

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· Sep 16, 2025
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Satan Blowin’ Up As Top Influencer On Bluesky
U.S. - As the divide between the political right and left continues to grow wider, a new report showed that Satan has found an unprecedented level of ...
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· 29

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Worldviews
· Sep 15, 2025
· 65
Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered
CHICAGO, IL - In what has been described as a disturbing "canceling" trend sweeping across social media, a local leftist was fired from her job simply...

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· Sep 12, 2025
· 91
12 Million Charlie Kirks Created Overnight
U.S. - Experts revealed that an estimated 12 million new Charlie Kirks had been created overnight following the murder of the conservative leader earl...

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· Sep 16, 2025
· 55
10 Jobs Perfect For Those Recently Fired For Hateful Posts
Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing ...

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· Sep 15, 2025
· 87
McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell
U.S. - As federal authorities launched investigations into alleged left-wing extremist groups in the wake of acts of political violence, sources revea...
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· Sep 13, 2025
· 92
Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
U.S. - Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on shell casings for when they mur...

Entertainment
· Sep 15, 2025
· 56
Jordan Peele Announces New Movie 'STICKS' Where White People Beat Black People With Sticks (The Sticks Are A Metaphor For Racism)
HOLLYWOOD - Comedian and horror auteur Jordan Peele announced his next project will be STICKS, a film where white people beat black people with sticks...

Theology
· Sep 15, 2025
· 46
Scholars Now Believe That The Prodigal Son Returned Home After His Father Changed The Netflix Password
JUDEA - New historical evidence may indicate that the prodigal son returned home after his father changed the Netflix password on him, according to sc...

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· Sep 14, 2025
· 99
Millions Of Christian Extremists Gather To Pray For Those Who Want To Kill Them
U.S. - Reports from across the country reveal millions of Christian extremists gathered in groups this morning to pray for the people who want to kill...
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