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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America - Article image
World · Feb 23, 2026 · 121
Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America

After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.

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World · Feb 24, 2026 · 55
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ATLANTA - Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, wh...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a night where lawmakers raised eyebrows by remaining glued to their seats throughout the president's State of the Union address,...

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CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...

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CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...
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World · Feb 24, 2026 · 55
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ATLANTA - Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, wh...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goali...
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