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Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 36
Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up

TEHRAN - In a tragic oversight, Iran's "Assembly of Experts" forgot to include an expert in not dying in a massive fireball.

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World · Mar 4, 2026 · 40
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

U.S. - Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMA...
Biden Asks Why Trump Didn't Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg
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World · Mar 3, 2026 · 81

DOVER, DE - In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran's tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump...

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LEE'S SUMMIT, MO - The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant law...
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 40
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