Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game - Article image
Family · Sep 8, 2026 · 69
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game
SEDONA, AZ - Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing a video game or ...
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped - Article image
Scripture · Sep 8, 2026 · 45
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped
PHILIPPI - According to sources, the disciples at Lydia's house were shocked to see that Paul had returned from prison covered in tattoos and "totally...
Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God - Article image
Theology · Sep 5, 2026 · 102
Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
U.S. - As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is s...
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave - Featured article image
Politics · Sep 8, 2026 · 71
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors - Article image
U.S. · Sep 8, 2026 · 82
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA - A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials there can find at least 12 competent resid...