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· Feb 25, 2026
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Democrats Refuse To Stand As Trump Introduces Jesus
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· Feb 25, 2026
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Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
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Politics · Feb 25, 2026
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Politics · Feb 24, 2026
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
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· Dec 15, 2021
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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 78
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent
CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...
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