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Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland - Article image
World · Jan 17, 2026 · 23
Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has officially challenged Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen to a ping pong match, winner takes Greenland.

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Life · Jan 17, 2026 · 13
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BROKEN BOW, OK - In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow down and pay homage to a box of Brown Sugar Ci...

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota a...

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Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 41
Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C - According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing ...

Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 41
Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

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WASHINGTON, D.C - According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing ...
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NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S. - Article image
World · Jan 15, 2026 · 62
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...
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Politics · Jan 14, 2026 · 87
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