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· Nov 6, 2026
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Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Blindsided by Tuesday's midterm election debacle, Republicans were reportedly now wishing there had been some kind of act they coul...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 111
Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over
Listen up, Texans: most of you have never experienced living under Democratic rule, and there are some new realities you need to be ready for.
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· Nov 4, 2026
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Cheer Up, Friends: Here Are 8 Silver Linings Of The Republicans Getting Blown Out
Turn those frowns upside down, everyone! Even though the Democrats won sweeping victories across the country in the midterms, it's not all bad news ou...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 45
After Seeing Election Results, Trump Announces Retaliatory Tariffs On America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Thursday morning, President Donald Trump announced retaliatory tariffs on the United States after his political party suffered m...
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· Nov 6, 2026
· 42
Karen Bass Says It Was Unfair For Voters To Judge Her Performance Based On That One Time The Entire City Burned Down
LOS ANGELES, CA - Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass scolded the city's residents on Friday, saying it was unfair for them to judge her performance on a sin...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 55
Russell Brand Convicted In UK Court On Charges Of Raping While Not Muslim
LONDON - Harsh justice looked set to be carried out soon, as actor-comedian-podcaster Russell Brand was found guilty in a UK court on charges of rapin...
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· Nov 4, 2026
· 61
Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico
EL PASO, TX - After the political winds ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, with radical Democrats taking power in what had...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 85
Democrats Grateful They No Longer Have To Pretend To Be Normal
U.S. - With the midterms finally over, Democrats across the nation felt an enormous sense of relief that they no longer had to keep pretending to be n...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 79
Republicans Unsure Why Voters Are Mad At Them As They Literally Haven't Done Anything These Past Two Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congressional Republicans were reportedly struggling to understand why voters seemed to be so angry with them when they did absolut...
Politics
· Nov 3, 2026
· 81
Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the elec...
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· Nov 6, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | November 6, 2026
It's been quite the week, but Friday has arrived at last! That means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup - here are the biggest ...
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· Nov 5, 2026
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Office Buzz: 'Why Is *** Offensive?'
For writers like the intrepid journalists at The Babylon Bee, it sometimes looks like we're goofing around when what we're really doing is brainstormi...
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· Nov 4, 2026
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How To Keep Things In Perspective When The Commies Take Over
One of the main reactions conservatives can have to an election like we just witnessed, in which the radical Democrats seem poised to take everything ...
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· Nov 3, 2026
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The Babylon Bee's 2026 Election Coverage Roundup
The 2026 Midterm Elections are upon us, and voters around the nation are running to the polls to cast their ballots to either save or destroy America....
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