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· Apr 15, 2026
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· Apr 15, 2026
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· Apr 14, 2026
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· Apr 13, 2026
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BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
VATICAN CITY - In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo XIV shared an A...
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· Apr 14, 2026
· 64
Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
U.S. - According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that th...
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· Apr 14, 2026
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With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that there ...
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· Apr 14, 2026
· 49
Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of ‘The Art Of The Deal’ To Vatican Door
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· Apr 13, 2026
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· Apr 13, 2026
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