On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
The Babylon Bee interviewed top theologians to get the following definitive list:
Flipping to any book of the Bible instantly: Even the minor prophets, incredibly.
Stacking of chairs: This is far more practical than spouting off prophecies.
The ability to play an F chord: Such gifts can only be of divine origin.
Understanding GK Chesterton: A feat impossible for mere mortal men.
Coffee-making: Unfortunately, this gift disappeared from churches after the first century.
Speaking in fluent Star Wars quotes: This gift is perfect for reaching nerds with the gospel.
Volunteering at VBS: Humility and self-sacrifice beyond any human comprehension.
Being double-jointed: Strange, yes, but who are you to question the Holy Spirit?
Laser eyes: Rare, but very, very cool.
Being a sound guy: Only the truly blessed are bestowed with such an awesome gift.
The Lord entrusts the highest gifts to those He wills. What are some other truly awe-inspiring spiritual gifts? Post your suggestions in the comments.
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