LOS ANGELES, CA — In an unexpected twist for the Hollywood movie industry, director James Gunn proudly released a film about the importance of accepting morally upstanding white immigrants who speak perfect English.
The film, an inspiring tale about a white immigrant who comes to the United States as a young boy and grows up to become a law-abiding citizen who stands up for strong American values in the face of rampant lawlessness, was set to premiere to worldwide audiences this weekend.
"It's the kind of story the world needs right now," Gunn told journalists at the film's red carpet premiere. "I really wanted to capture how important it is for our society in America to prioritize allowing immigrants into the country who will immerse themselves in our culture, learn English, and stand up for our laws. It's the perfect movie for the new American Golden Age."
Early reviews for the film raved about its positive depiction of what can happen when immigrants do things the right way. "If all immigrants would follow this path, things would be so much easier in this country," said one critic. "James Gunn paints a beautiful picture of what can happen when someone from another place comes to America, learns to speak English, gets a job, pays their taxes, and assimilates into the American way of life. Take notes, immigrants. This is how you do it."
At publishing time, Gunn revealed that he would now turn his attention to his next comic book film about a wealthy white male who lost his parents to violent crime as a young boy, only to grow up to use his money and influence to usher in a new era of law and order in Gotham City.
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