ATLANTA, GA — Due to yet another scheduling conflict, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals has been relocated to a local church fellowship hall.
After it was discovered that the original time and location for Game 6 conflicted with an Atlanta Hawks game, the WNBA was forced to rent out the fellowship hall of Faith Covenant Church, which boasts seating on folding chairs for 150 people.
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert apologized for the unfortunate mix-up but assured fans there'd be plenty of room for them at the new venue. "Trust me, we'll have more than enough seating and even some nice plastic tables to boot," she said. "Come on down with your kids and enjoy a picnic lunch. Make a day of it!"
Initially, Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries players were worried that the church court wasn't up to WNBA standards. However, they quickly remembered that no one cares.
At publishing time, due to a conflict with an afternoon church potluck, the venue had been moved again to the playground of a nearby elementary school.
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