You might think we're biased toward Christianity here at The Babylon Bee, but that's not true! We've consulted with the brightest minds and climbed the highest mountains to consult with wise sages about the true meaning of the universe to learn why Christianity is better than every other religion.
Here's what we discovered:
You get to go to Heaven: Turns out all that "Jesus is the only way" stuff is for real.
Potlucks: No other religion celebrates eating casseroles together quite like Christianity.
There's comparatively very little demon worship: And it's typically frowned upon.
The Quran was never released for the Nintendo Game Boy, was it?: Meanwhile, the Holy Bible has been translated into every language known to man — and into 8-bits.
Funny little hats optional: Unless you're Ethiopian Orthodox.
You can pray facing whatever direction suits you: Unless you're Ethiopian Orthodox.
You can eat bacon: Major selling point here.
You think Christian Bale, Christian Dior, and Christian Slater would have ever achieved nearly as much if their first name was ‘Muslim?': Not a chance.
Kirk Cameron: He's so handsome.
If you're not convinced by this evidence, then you may be hopeless. Stop being lame and become a Christian today. What are your favorite things about Christianity? Sound off in the comments.
NOT SATIRE: Share Jesus with Children Called Untouchable
A Gospel initiative is beginning in India among those called the "untouchables," people lower than the lowest caste. A network of over 100,000 churches is launching Kids' Clubs to gather the children of these people to teach them the Gospel message.
They'll use The Real Story of Jesus storybook and coloring books to connect with the kids for four to six months and walk them through the full story of salvation, from creation to the second coming of Christ. These children need to know Christ's love. You can help share it by sponsoring a child or club today! A full club of ten or more kids can be sponsored for just $90.
Click here to learn more and share The Real Story of Jesus with children in need!
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