Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks

The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its recent treatment of the attempted terrorist hijacking of a FlyDubai jet is only the latest example.

Don't believe us? Let's take a look at how the Times reported 9 historic attacks:

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1. The Alamo:

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2. Custer's Last Stand:

3. JFK Assassinated:
   

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4. The Japanese Attack on Pearl Harbor:
   

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5. Scar Murders Mufasa And Claims Throne:
   

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6. Jeffrey Dahmer Cannibal Murders:
   

   
   

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7. Hitler Invades Poland:
   

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8. Hijacking of United Airlines Flight 93:

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9. Beast Invades Planet Krull and Kidnaps Princess:
   

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With a track record like that, it's amazing the New York Times is still in business at all. Do you know of any other watered-down headlines? Let us know in the comments.

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