Listen up, Texans: most of you have never experienced living under Democratic rule, and there are some new realities you need to be ready for.
Here are 12 things you can do now to prepare for the Dems taking over:
Forget the Alamo: It had a good run.
Practice riding your horse in a hijab: It's going to take some getting used to.
Start saying "you all" instead of "y'all": Contractions are hate speech.
Practice shooting with finger guns: We have some bad news about the real ones.
Trade in your cowboy hat for a fedora: How do you do, fellow liberal?
Remove "Don't" from all "Don't Mess With Texas" signs: It's a new era.
Adopt a gay sports team, such as the Dallas Cowboys: 🤠
White out the word 'steak' on all of the steakhouses: You've got to keep your beef a secret now.
Trade in your truck for a bicycle: Sorry, but no trucks in blue states. Or cars. Or roads.
Prepare your son to move from football to soccer: Girls' soccer, to be precise.
Move to California: If you're going to live in a blue state, you might as well have nice weather.
Prepare to make your last stand at Buc-ee's: Please. Don't let them take Buc-ee's from us.
What are you waiting for? Get those finger guns firing!
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