NEW YORK, NY — In his most hilarious stand-up comedy bit yet, comedian Dave Chappelle brought a young dad up on stage and murdered him in cold blood.
The crowd at Madison Square Garden roared with laughter at the joke, guffawing as the 30-year-old father died on stage.
"Oh man, that's hysterical," said local man Chris Farnsworth. "Pure comedic genius, how he shot that innocent man and left him to die. My sides are hurting from laughing so hard."
According to eyewitnesses, a few members of the audience failed to laugh at the murder, having apparently missed the joke. "There were a few people who said there was no setup or punchline and Chappelle simply committed homicide," said local woman Marissa Gentry. "Poor rubes totally missed the whole thing. Chappelle actually killed a young father, and we all clapped, which is what makes it so funny. Some people just don't get comedy."
At publishing time, Chappelle had come up with an even funnier new bit where he mocked the man's widow and the children orphaned by his murder.
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