CoComelon Makes Powerful Statement That Little Boys Should Put On Dresses And Dance For Grown Men
Entertainment · Dec 20, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Popular Netflix children's show CoComelon released a powerful new episode teaching that four-year-old boys should put on dresses to dance for grown men while they take pictures.

"Our team here at CoComelon wants nothing more than to make little boys feel comfortable in a camera studio where grown men put them in dresses and ask them to dance," said show developer Stacey Darnell. "It's a message that every little boy needs to hear."

The new episode reportedly shows four-year-old Johnny encouraged by his Dad's new roommate "Dale" to overcome his anxiety about wearing a dress to please older men. The two adult men then proceed to set up a professional lighting kit to take pictures of Johnny, while requesting that Johnny "show them his best moves". For a backdrop, the men set up a little crescent moon love seat.

"It's a beautiful story about a kid facing his fears of being photographed after adult men make him cross-dress," explained writer Anthony Higgins. "It's never too young to start putting that message in children's impressionable brains."

At publishing time, the pedophile community has asked CoComelon producers to try to make their grooming a bit less obvious.


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