Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. Here are eight signs to be on the lookout for:
There are no children at the daycare: A subtle clue something fishy may be going on.
The daycare is just a creepy old van that someone spray-painted "Daycare" on: Hmmmm.
The daycare's address keeps changing depending on where the van is parked: This might not be totally above board.
When you call the daycare number, someone answers "Al-Shabaab headquarters, how can I direct your call?": Concerning.
The daycare's ad says "Yor Kids Wil Lear So Mutch Heer": There's no spellcheck in Somalia.
The daycare owner just pulled up in a Lambo: Not your typical daycare owner ride.
The daycare owner just got out of his Lambo carrying an RPG: This is getting suspicious.
The daycare owner just got a big bag of money from Tim Walz in the parking lot and now you're physically watching him use the money to buy more RPGs: Yup, it's a Somali front.
Watch out for these signs to keep your kiddos safe this year.
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