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· Sep 16, 2026
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was apparently a little trian...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 43
Christian Misses Good Old Days When All The Obscene Smut Out There Was Heterosexual
SAN ANGELO, TX - During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed longing for the good old days when all ...
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· Sep 15, 2026
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Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 54
Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mit...
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· Sep 14, 2026
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Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year
U.S. - Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this ...
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· Sep 15, 2026
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Apostle Paul Hoping No One Notices The Armor Of God Does Not Include Pants
ROME - The Apostle Paul reportedly expressed anxiety that believers might scrutinize the details of his epistle to the Ephesians and notice that the A...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 45
Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children's Ministry
KANSAS CITY, MO - After being notified that he was on a list of members needing to submit updated checks for criminal records to remain eligible to wo...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 65
Anthropic Boasts They Will Kill Off Humanity Way Before OpenAI
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - AI startup Anthropic held a press conference on Monday to proudly announce that its models would bring about the total extinction ...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 53
Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System
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