America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 37
America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines
PERSIAN GULF - In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.
Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues - Article image
Christian Living · Mar 3, 2026 · 53
Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues
FALLON, NV - Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell ...
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 56
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK
U.S. - Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMA...
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead - Featured article image
Politics · Mar 4, 2026 · 39
TEHRAN - Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with cho...
'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage - Article image
Life · Mar 2, 2026 · 56
'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO - The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant law...