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Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters - Article image
World · Jan 14, 2026 · 51
Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters

TEHRAN - As Iranian protestors were shot dead in the streets, President Trump made good on his promise to come to their aid by having thousands of "Ma...

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U.S. · Jan 14, 2026 · 62
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Life · Jan 14, 2026 · 58
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TYLER, TX - Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
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Politics · Jan 14, 2026 · 44
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NEW YORK, NY - According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testi...

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NEW YORK, NY - According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testi...
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Life · Jan 14, 2026 · 58
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TYLER, TX - Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
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