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· Jun 2, 2026
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'Sesame Street' Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY - For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a warning indicating that the show is no longer suitable for c...
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· Jun 2, 2026
· 23
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL - Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.
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· Jun 1, 2026
· 59
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. - One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a ca...
Culture
· Jun 1, 2026
· 68
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step of recognizing Pride Month th...
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· Jun 1, 2026
· 44
State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
AGOURA HILLS, CA - Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a b...
Politics
· Jun 1, 2026
· 34
Attack Ad Against Republican Convinces Man To Vote For Republican
SAN BERNARDINO, CA - An attack ad against a Republican candidate reportedly had the opposite effect when it convinced a local man to vote for the Repu...
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· May 29, 2026
· 85
Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new...
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· May 29, 2026
· 53
Democrats Criticize Trump For Holding MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for "violating the sanctity of the White House" by daring to host a...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· May 28, 2026
· 95
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
SACRAMENTO, CA - In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in the state moving forward...
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