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BANGOR, ME - In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed regret over getting his Graham Plat...
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· Jul 9, 2026
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Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
MEDINA, OH - The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after word spread that the chubby kid's family was ...
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· Jul 6, 2026
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On June 30, the United States Supreme Court upheld the right of states to ban transgender athletes from competing in female sports. Now, the hard work...
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· Jul 7, 2026
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U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team
U.S. - The United States Men's National Team was officially placed back in the World Cup after President Donald Trump ordered the deportation of the e...
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· Jul 7, 2026
· 59
Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
SULLIVAN, ME - A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations have sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.
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· Jul 7, 2026
· 57
Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time
LIMERICK, PA - In preparation for their Friday date night, local wife Allison Murphy informed her husband that she would be ready to go to dinner in 4...
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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?
Racism is everywhere - especially on July 4th! To be a good anti-racist, you must train yourself to see racism everywhere and then loudly and obnoxiou...
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· Jul 6, 2026
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Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort Of Sign That Platner Was A Bad Person
U.S. - In the wake of sexual assault allegations being leveled at Senate nominee Graham Platner, Democrats were left wishing there had been some sort ...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 7, 2026
· 65
Mitch McConnell's Staff Assures Public His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As rumors continued to swirl throughout the nation's capital regarding his status, Senator Mitch McConnell's staff assured the publ...
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