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American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions - Article image
Sports · Feb 20, 2026 · 71
American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

CORTINA D'AMPEZZO - The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the American women's bobsled team came in last place a...

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