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· May 6, 2026
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Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor's Race
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state's next leader, the latest polls showed that a turd on a S...
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· May 6, 2026
· 30
Couple Trapped On Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Decline Chance To Go Home On Carnival Cruise Ship
SOUTH CARIBBEAN - A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a nearby Carnival cruise, saying the...
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· May 4, 2026
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Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.
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· May 5, 2026
· 40
Democrats Clarify Everyone Is A Nazi Except The Guy With Nazi Tattoo
U.S. - Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running ...
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· May 4, 2026
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Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode
U.S. - Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused of "blatantly jumping the shark" by pl...
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· May 5, 2026
· 57
Hobo With Garbage Can Stuck On His Head Mistaken For Met Gala Attendee
NEW YORK, NY - The fashion world was in turmoil this morning after it was revealed that a hobo with a garbage can stuck on his head who wandered onto ...
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· May 4, 2026
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Newsom Says California Population Is Actually Growing If You Don't Count All The People Who Are Leaving
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom proudly announced over the weekend that the population of California was on the rise, as long as you don't coun...
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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· May 3, 2026
· 53
Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the ...
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· May 4, 2026
· 49
Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
BOUNTIFUL, UT - Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a denominator to her fourth gra...
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