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· Oct 30, 2026
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Alaska Democrats Caught Busing In Thousands Of Dan Sullivans
ANCHORAGE, AK - In what some pundits are calling a cheap and dirty political trick, Alaska Democrats have been caught busing in thousands of Dan Sulli...
Sports
· Oct 31, 2026
Fantasy Football Manager Spends Hours Carefully Deciding Who Will Score 45 Points On His Bench This Week
TEMPE, AZ - Local man David Hampton spent several hours today carefully deciding which fantasy football player to have score 45 points while sitting u...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 43
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Oct 29, 2026
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DHS Agents Seize Ilhan Omar's Phone But Decide To Let Her Keep Pager
U.S. - Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decide...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 54
Beloved Headmaster For School Of Gifted Youngsters Dead At 86
WESTCHESTER, NY - Charles Xavier, the beloved headmaster of Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, died this afternoon. He was 86 years old.
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· Oct 27, 2026
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Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inqui...
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· Oct 28, 2026
· 69
Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language
PITTSBURG, PA - Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people u...
Politics
· Oct 28, 2026
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Abdul El-Sayed Promises To Any Jews Who Vote for Him That He'll Kill Them Last
LANSING, MI - Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
Life
· Oct 28, 2026
· 61
Doctor's Office Sends Helpful Appointment Reminder Via Email, Phone, Text, Certified Letter, Telegram, Carrier Pigeon, And Smoke Signal
ARVADA, CO - The local dentist office of Doctor Carl M. Higgins continued the practice of sending his patients an appointment reminder email, phone ca...
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 27, 2026
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