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8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account - Article image
Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 56
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Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol - Featured article image
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U.S. - After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed President Trump announce...

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SANTA CLARA, CA - The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyon...
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting - Article image
Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 72
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U.S. - In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no one to monitor how racist birds are becoming.

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