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· Aug 5, 2026
· 32
New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
U.S. - Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features p...
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· Aug 3, 2026
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Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all t...
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 92
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 90
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U.S. - Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 80
Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against
PORTLAND, OR - Local man Dave McMillan devised a foolproof way to determine which propositions he should support on the ballot by researching which in...
World
· Aug 3, 2026
· 47
Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World
MADRID - The Spanish government proudly announced that after a recent demographic change, the city of Ceuta is now the fastest-growing city on the pla...
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· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
World
· Jul 31, 2026
· 75
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CEUTA - The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full we...
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