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· Oct 6, 2026
· 106
Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country
PARIS - At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.
Worldviews
· Oct 7, 2026
· 29
Liberals Prepare For Anniversary Of October 8, The Day Israel Attacked Gaza For No Reason
NEW YORK, NY - Liberals around the country prepared to commemorate the anniversary of October eighth, the day Israel attacked Gaza completely unprovok...
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· Oct 5, 2026
· 153
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana
Looking to move to a new state? Look no further than Indiana! There are plenty of reasons to move there. Seriously.
Crime
· Oct 6, 2026
· 54
9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty
The Pentagon officially approved execution by firing squad for the Fort Hood shooter, but that's not the only crime the military is seeking the death ...
U.S.
· Oct 5, 2026
· 61
Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall
NASHVILLE, TN - Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that i...
Media
· Oct 5, 2026
· 70
Young, Attractive Blonde Woman Somehow Manages To Land Job At Fox News
NEW YORK, NY - Against all odds, a young, attractive blonde woman managed to land a job working at Fox News.
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· Oct 5, 2026
· 50
France Persuaded By Protesters' Arguments After Seeing Them Set Woman's Face On Fire
PARIS - The broader French populace became persuaded by the justness of the protesters' cause after seeing them use a homemade blowtorch to set a woma...
Celebs
· Oct 5, 2026
· 75
'BOOOOO!' Shouts Tucker Carlson At The TV As He Watches Indiana Jones Defeat The Nazis
WOODSTOCK, ME - Shouts of "BOOOO!" could be heard coming from a cabin in the woods as a man later identified as podcast host Tucker Carlson became inc...
U.S.
· Oct 3, 2026
· 91
Avoid Getting Charged With Rape At A Ketamine-Fueled Orgy With This One Simple Trick
While the facts are still coming out in the Cornell case, some of the allegations appear to be a total reversal of the accuser's story from two years ...
Scripture
· Oct 5, 2026
· 49
Archeologists Finally Find Evidence Of Nephilim — Oh, Wait, It’s Just A Yard Skeleton
SAN ANTONIO, TX - A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that cou...
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· Oct 6, 2026
· 110
Will Your Favorite Animal Go To Heaven Or Hell? A Handy Guide
Here is a bonus article for all you Babylon Bee subscribers.
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· Oct 5, 2026
· 62
How Was Church? Ladder Edition
It's Monday, and you know what that means! The almost obligatory "How Was Church?" post. How was your Lord's Day service? Did your pastor use any ladd...
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· Oct 2, 2026
· 45
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | Friday, October 2, 2026
It's Friday and that means it is time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week as repo...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 50
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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