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Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character - Article image
U.S. · Jan 9, 2026 · 57
Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Representatives of the Somali community issued a statement demanding that Americans stop judging them by the content of their charac...

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Politics · Jan 9, 2026 · 39
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U.S. - Political commentator Tucker Carlson expressed confusion after learning that the Iranian people were protesting their own government, saying he...

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Family · Jan 9, 2026 · 51
RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter

RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.
Democrats Say Things Would Be Much Safer If Law Enforcement Would Just Stop Trying To Enforce The Law
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following recent ICE-related shootings, Democrat leaders stepped forward to remind the nation that everything would be much safer i...

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U.S. · Jan 9, 2026 · 23
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - According to witnesses, federal ICE agents shifted their tactics slightly by donning Capitol Police uniforms so that Democrats would...

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ICE Agents Disguise Themselves As Capitol Police So Democrats Will Defend Them

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - According to witnesses, federal ICE agents shifted their tactics slightly by donning Capitol Police uniforms so that Democrats would...
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RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter

RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.

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President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he's only getting starte...
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Governor Tim Walz took decisive action to back up his aggressive rhetoric against federal immigration operations in his state by cal...
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