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Tucker Carlson Amazed At How Clean And Well-Run The Murdering Of Iranian Protestors Is - Article image
World · Jan 15, 2026 · 32
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U.S. - After watching the news of the Iranian government executing tens of thousands of protestors, political commentator Tucker Carlson expressed ama...

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NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S. - Featured article image
World · Jan 15, 2026 · 15

BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...

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Politics · Jan 14, 2026 · 48
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NEW YORK, NY - According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testi...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
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