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· Jun 26, 2026
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Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think tha...
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· Jun 26, 2026
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Report: Heat Wave So Intense The French Are Considering Wearing Deodorant
PARIS - According to locals, the current heat wave in France had become so severe that French citizens began considering wearing deodorant.
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· Jun 24, 2026
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· Jun 25, 2026
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Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
U.S. - According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed in worship to the golden statu...
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· Jun 24, 2026
· 73
Al-Qaeda Wins New York Primary
NEW YORK, NY - Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two jetliners into the Twin Towers, killing thousands of people, Al-Qaeda clinched Tuesday's...
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· Jun 25, 2026
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Caitlin Clark Returns To The Court In New Uniform
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.
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· Jun 22, 2026
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Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America
The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer, but in the innocent, wide-eyed discoveries of ...
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· Jun 25, 2026
· 35
Video Review Confirms Soccer Player A Little Wuss
ARLINGTON, TX - After video review, a soccer player has been confirmed to be a total wuss.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 24, 2026
· 70
New Yorkers Excited To See How Never-Before-Tried Government Called ‘Socialism’ Turns Out
NEW YORK, NY - Citizens of New York are reportedly excited to see how this brand-new, never-before-tried system of government known as "socialism" wil...
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