Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties - Article image
Politics · Mar 20, 2026 · 25
Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the Calif...
Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet - Article image
Theology · Mar 20, 2026 · 7
Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet
NOTRE DAME, IN - After a thought-provoking roundtable discussion, theologians at the University of Notre Dame concluded that every meal in Heaven is m...
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build - Article image
U.S. · Mar 19, 2026 · 62
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
LOS ANGELES, CA - California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of a public trash can that cost jus...
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels - Featured article image
Celebs · Mar 20, 2026 · 30
HEAVEN - A group of seraphim guarding the gates of Heaven was terrified yesterday by the sudden appearance of legendary martial artist and action star...
Gavin Newsom's 10 Biggest Accomplishments - Article image
Politics · Mar 19, 2026 · 96
Gavin Newsom's 10 Biggest Accomplishments
California owes a lot to Governor Gavin Newsom. So much, in fact, that it's hard to narrow down his long list of accomplishments.