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Trump Worried Reports Of Venezuelan Oil Tanker Seizure Have Ruined The Surprise Of Melania’s Christmas Gift - Article image
U.S. · Dec 12, 2025 · 40
Trump Worried Reports Of Venezuelan Oil Tanker Seizure Have Ruined The Surprise Of Melania’s Christmas Gift

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VENEZUELA - In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire...
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