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Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period - Article image
Entertainment · Jan 16, 2026 · 55
Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about ...

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Sports · Jan 16, 2026 · 40
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U.S. - To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would now only report o...

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Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 42
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