Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women. We assembled a panel of man experts (who are men) and they've compiled a definitive list of things your man is currently pondering.
Here are the 17 things your man could be thinking at this exact moment. (Only one at a time)
- I bet I could do a pullup on that rafter.
- Nachos sound really good right about now.
- "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- Why didn't Sauron turtle his forces knowing Mt. Doom was the only way the Ring would be destroyed?
- Christ is King.
- I bet I could beat everyone here in a footrace.
- Wall. Couch. Door. Hands. (Basically whatever his eyes are looking at)
- How many Highlander movies did they end up making?
- Why did Sean Connery help Connor MacLeod if they were destined to destroy each other?
- Do I own Highlander?
- "Alexa, order Highlander on Blu-ray."
- Where is the best cover in case I have to draw my weapon against an evil Commie attacker?
- Huh. That pain is back.
- I bet my life would be completely different if I were named Boaz.
- Just gonna' glance down at my biceps to make sure they still look swole. Yup.
- I wonder if the kids are old enough to watch Highlander.
Note: This is an exhaustive list of things men think about. There are no other things.
Should you get your kid the new iPhone 14? Of course.