U.S. — Beloved national breakfast food chain Waffle House announced this week new plans to begin airing the fights that happen inside its restaurants on pay-per-view every Saturday night.
For decades, Waffle House has played host to some of the most epic fights on the face of the planet. Finally, fight fans will be able to enjoy the spectacle from the comfort of their living rooms.
"I love watching the fights, but I don't always have time to give a statement to police afterward," said longtime customer Ryan Miller. "Now I can enjoy all the action without my wife asking why there's blood on my shirt. This is huge."
Saturday's inaugural card will feature a shirtless man named Travis taking on three line cooks, followed by reigning champion Darlene, a 63-year-old waitress, defending her title against a bachelor party. The chain confirmed that Darlene has never lost a fight, nor allowed a customer's coffee to get cold during a bout.
At publishing time, pay-per-view orders for Waffle House's "Fists Over Easy" had surpassed all of this year's UFC events combined.
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