Trump Drives Around Playing Mailbox Baseball In Latest Voter Suppression Scheme
Politics · Aug 17, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. - Trump's vote suppression efforts seem to know no bounds, with his main efforts focused against the USPS to stop mail-in voting. In Trump's latest attack on democracy, he is now riding around in an SUV playing "mailbox baseball" -- smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat to make it impossible for people to mail in their ballots.

"Try and vote for Biden now!" Trump was heard yelling as he knocked a mailbox off its post.

Trump is said to be traveling all over the country destroying mailboxes, and people are powerless to do anything. "I was going to send a letter to the police that they need to stop him," said one concerned citizen, "but I don't have a mailbox now, so I don't know what to do!"

Trump has reportedly roped Vice President Pence into helping him, despite Pence's wife telling him to stay away from Trump since he is a "bad influence."

"I'm not sure this is a good idea," Pence reportedly told Trump. "Plus I don't really get how this helps us, since people have to vote for us, too."

"Shut up! This is my smartest idea ever!" Trump shouted back. "Now speed up! I want to send this next one flying! Oo-ee!"


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