Politics
Trump Drives Around Playing Mailbox Baseball In Latest Voter Suppression Scheme

U.S.—Trump's vote suppression efforts seem to know no bounds, with his main efforts focused against the USPS to stop mail-in voting. In Trump’s latest attack on democracy, he is now riding around in an SUV playing “mailbox baseball” -- smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat to make it impossible for people to mail in their ballots.

“Try and vote for Biden now!” Trump was heard yelling as he knocked a mailbox off its post.

Trump is said to be traveling all over the country destroying mailboxes, and people are powerless to do anything. “I was going to send a letter to the police that they need to stop him,” said one concerned citizen, “but I don’t have a mailbox now, so I don’t know what to do!”

Trump has reportedly roped Vice President Pence into helping him, despite Pence’s wife telling him to stay away from Trump since he is a “bad influence.”

“I’m not sure this is a good idea,” Pence reportedly told Trump. “Plus I don’t really get how this helps us, since people have to vote for us, too.”

“Shut up! This is my smartest idea ever!” Trump shouted back. “Now speed up! I want to send this next one flying! Oo-ee!”

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