With all the controversy surrounding actress Sydney Sweeney's ad campaign for clothing retailer American Eagle, more people than ever are wondering what all the buzz is about.
In an effort to help people understand the appeal, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of the two best things about Sydney Sweeney:
She's made in the image of God.
She's someone's future wife.
Those are, by far, the two greatest things about Sydney Sweeney. What, were you expecting something else? Shame on you for clicking!
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