Trump is on the verge of seizing power once again and becoming Hitler a second time. He will be banning all the things that our forefathers fought for: life, liberty, and the right to unlimited abortions.
So hug your kids and hold on to your loved ones tight. Here are ten things you should do before Trump bans them forever:
Watch the sunrise: Once Trump is elected, we will be plunged into eternal darkness. So enjoy that sunrise while you can.
Women should wear one last non-Handmaid's Tale outfit: Maybe a cute blouse.
Re-watch The Acolyte while you still can: Disney Star Wars will be illegal on day one.
Say goodbye to all your interracial friends: Being friends with people of color will be illegal.
Wear a COVID mask alone in your car: Everyone who still does this will be executed.
Read The New York Times: The only allowable news sources will be Newsmax and Tucker Carlson.
Join an MMA league and punch a woman: Kapow.
Go enjoy one of the coastal cities that will instantly be destroyed by climate change: The second Trump is sworn in, Toledo, Ohio will become beachfront property.
Attend one last Billie Eilish concert: She will be imprisoned as part of Project 2025.
Do whatever you can to exercise your right to free speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press: One last time.
What are you going to do before Trump rises to power and eliminates all our freedoms forever? Let us know in the comments, and we'll see you in the concentration camps.
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