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As you may have heard, The New York Times revealed this week that Israel has a secret animal training program that literally teaches dogs how to waterboard prisoners. Scarily, that's not all they're teaching animals to do. Here are seven more shocking things that The New York Times has reported that Israel has coached animals to do:
Trained goldfish to only live for three weeks and make kids sad when they die: Horrifying.
Taught cats to be emotionally detached and self-centered: The evil is sickening.
Trained a chicken to make that mocking chicken noise, but only when it sees New York Times writer Nicholas Kristof: So mean.
Trained pigeons to fly around pooping on people: Unbelievably twisted.
Taught a guinea pig how to pilot an Apache attack helicopter: Okay, that is a scary image.
Trained a parrot to repeat whatever is said, slowly driving people insane: What kind of sick people are these?
Taught a golden retriever how to play basketball and ultimately lead a Midwest high school team to the championship: We could not be more appalled.
We hope this list wakes people up to the disturbing reality of what Israel is doing with these poor, innocent animals.
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