Jacob's brother, Esau, famously traded away his birthright for a bowl of stew. That's right, stew. Nothing special, right? But there were reportedly several other types of food he would have gladly taken as well.
Here are some other things he might have traded it for:
Buc-ee's Famous Beaver Nuggets: To die for.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Can Esau see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Zebra Cakes: Honestly, he could have just opened a box of these himself and kept his birthright.
A McRib: This trade would only have been available for a limited time.
Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger with Large Fries and Chocolate Shake: An approximate financial equivalent to an inheritance.
Dippin' Dots: Don't you know it's the ice cream of the future?
Fruit by the Foot: Ancient Mesopotamia-flavored.
Hawaiian Pizza: Scholars believe Esau was actually the first person to put pineapple on his pizza.
Crunchwrap Supreme Taco Bell Luxe Discovery Box with large Baja Blast: It's an incredible value and well worth a measly birthright.
Cheeseburger Happy Meal: It comes with a cool Hittite warrior action figure!
Klondike Bar: What would Esau do for a Klondike Bar? Give up your birthright, of course.
Some of these actually sound like a pretty good deal. He probably should have held out for one of these instead of some lentil stew. Which would you trade your birthright for? Sound off in the comments.
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